Since I have commented previously about having problems finding news that interests me enough to have some sort of opinion my professor gave me a link to some alternative news sources. As I am scrolling through http://obscurestore.com I run across a story that I honestly stopped dead in my skimming tracks to read, Car wash sex act humiliated Saginaw, judge tells defendant. So I read because well I think it's obviously why I read it. Anyway so this guy in Michigan was pleasuring himself at a car wash with the vacuum cleaner and now he says that he cant go anywhere without people staring at him and he cant find a job. A police officer caught him in the act so he got a ticket for indecent exposure. OK well I would stare at you too if you used a car vacuum cleaner to pleasure yourself. Like he honestly expects people to take him seriously when he used a PUBLIC vacuum (you know to use on your carpets or seat, not your penis) to try and get off. I was honestly astonished, not only have I never heard of someone trying this but in a public place. You were begging to get caught. Was the 75 cent suck job really worth it?
Oh and I would also like to point out in the article that they give his home address, as if he isn't already paranoid of people staring at him.
One of the great series of stories on Obscure Store is about people who drive their cars into buildings.
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